You know you want to ask me. You want advice about this or that. Or else you need a recommendation to impress so and so. Or you need me to help you figure out what theme song is stuck in your head. So let’s just do this already. Don’t make it weird.
If it helps get the ball rolling, here are some of my favorite favorite questions:
what the fuck is funny about me, tell me, tell me whats funny?
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Do you drink 1% because you think you’re fat?
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Are you Sarah Conner?
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
How do you fire theese little gun, Chino?
Who is Keyser Soze?
WHAT’S IN THE BOX???